Humans are the least fuel efficient things on earth, you have to gas it up 3 times a day and even then it might just sit there and do nothing.
“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”
just-shower-thoughts
Tobacco companies are killing their best customers, and condom companies are killing their future customers.
memesarelife42069
auleocorgi2
[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]
just-shower-thoughts
Closing your eyes to sleep is like holding down the power button on the computer
just-shower-thoughts
Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.
eigenshit
unicorncontinuity
Sometimes I read a math thing and think, “I get this! I can math!” but then i read something way way over my head and i despair! Who am I kidding, ya know? Like, me? Math? Yeah right!! I’m just a burlap sack of slimy rocks!!
ruinedchildhood
shitmystudentswrite